We at SarahPalinforPOTUS.blogspot.com were recently graced by the typically obsessive and fearful smatter of a liberal, one who was eager to strain various lies about Palin through the cheesecloth of his/her emoticon-propelled worldview.
Here's the comment:
Let's see: Outback beauty queen becomes mayor of one-horse town, then betrays her own friends and mentors to win the Governorship of a state with a smaller population than Allegheny County, PA...which she promptly turns into a socialist fiefdom living on oil company handouts.Plus, she's a babbling idiot and a Christian bigot.Dave's got this about right. She's not a "life example" -- she's a born punchline.
In an attempt to better grasp the (admittedly empty) mindset of shrieking liberal fruitbats, we assembled a team of world-renowned "personality profilers." These top-notch professionals dissected the comment above and rendered an analysis of the individual who proffered such bilge.
Please note: Our team of profilers stress that their conclusions, while entirely hypothetical, are nevertheless scientific and likely to be 100% accurate.
"Outback beauty queen becomes mayor of one-horse town..."
PROFILER NO. 1: This opening comment indicates that its writer is severely agoraphobic, with an uncontrollable fear of both wide-open spaces and small communities. In our studies, this sort of liberal is normally encountered in Berkeley studio-apartments, surrounded by communist pamphlets, empty bottles of Xanax, moldy bongs and scattered nipple-rings.
PROFILER NO. 2: Mention of the "mayor" betokens paranoid resentment of authority, while reference to the "beauty queen" means that this liberal is, in all probability, an exceptionally ugly female.
PROFILER NO. 3: I concur--a total dog. I would also suggest that an inordinate amount of facial hair is involved, due to the wildly fluctuating estrogen-levels known to afflict liberal women. Moreover, her emphasis upon the one horse, rather than several equines, makes it likely that this liberal would not at all mind being impaled upon the member of a particularly sizeable stallion.
PROFILER NO. 1: For sure.
"...then betrays her own friends and mentors..."
PROFILER NO. 2: This is a clear projection of the liberal's own neurotic disloyalties onto a national figure. Troubled, mousy women on the Left--as if there are any other kind--have a raging need to "transfer" in this way. Facinating, really.
PROFILER NO. 3: And I'd say that this liberal clearly slept with one of her own mentors because, let's face it, only liberals need mentors, or even use the word "mentor" without laughing uncontrollably. I'd say this mentor used her and cast her aside, tossed her away like the scruffy dishrag that she is.
PROFILER NO. 1: Yes, and she loved it. It provided an opportunity for additional self-loathing and, almost certainly, the thrill of an abortion.
PROFILER NO. 2: In fact, this whole line of text tells me that she aborted the baby herself and ate it in her studio-apartment, with ramen noodles, whilst watching David Letterman.
"...to win the Governorship of a state with a smaller population than Allegheny County..."
PROFILER NO. 1: My, she seems awfully obsessed with size.
PROFILER NO. 3: What do you expect? Liberal women unfailingly choose to be bedded by their doughy male counterparts on the Left.
PROFILER NO. 2: Yes, it's all quite conclusive--she was pummeled in Pennsylvania by a pint-sized pinhead with a pithy penis.
"...which she promptly turns into a socialist fiefdom living on oil company handouts..."
PROFILER NO. 3: Heavens. The subject has made a complete leap into delusion, here. It's amazing to just watch it take place like this. She seems to be projecting again. In this case, the Marxist Obama platform is being confused with Palin's solid conservative government of hard-working Alaskans. What a pity. Yet, it is indeed not rare to see this sort of extreme psychosis from the Hysterical Left.
PROFILER NO. 1: Indeed. The juxtaposition of "socialist fiefdoms" and "handouts" also tells me that this hippy-chick would be quite willing to have sex with multiple partners for pay.
PROFILER NO. 2: While dressed as a charwoman.
PROFILERS 1 & 3: She's a liberal female...she'd hardly have to "dress" as a charwoman.
PROFILER NO. 2: Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. Steady on.
"...Plus, she's a babbling idiot and a Christian bigot.Dave's got this about right. She's not a "life example" -- she's a born punchline..."
PROFILER NO. 1: Well, what can you say? My diagnosis is that the liberal woman who wrote this comment frequents dilapidated coffeeshops in North Beach, San Francisco. She is fond of wearing black leggings that haven't been washed in ages. She stamps expiration-dates on bags at a potato-chip factory, but tells her friends that she is a "graphic artist." She dreams of perhaps taking a class in sociology one day, and smells vaguely of cat-piss and marijuana. Nothing too unusual, basically, for a liberal female.
PROFILER NO. 3: Yes, but what if we're wrong and it's not a female liberal at all? What if it's a male liberal? Would the bits about the horse's schlong and the charwoman outfit still be applicable?
PROFILER NO. 2: The horse and the charwoman motifs would be even more applicable, if we're talking about a liberal male.
PROFILER NO. 1: And how.
(WE at SarahPalinforPOTUS would like to thank this esteemed panel of scientific experts for its outstanding contribution to the exposition and all-around flagellation of American Liberal Thought, AKA "Communism." Join us again soon for a plethora of insightful commentary and sharp political cartoonery. In the meantime...GO, Sarah, GO! 2012 awaits and we've got your back, Governor).
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Sunday, November 23, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
MUMMIFIED, TOOTHLESS LETTERMAN EXEMPLIFIES SHALLOW, LIBERAL CONTEMPT FOR DECENCY
Has-been late-night grumbler and insecure liberal "comedian" David Letterman continues to reveal his strange obsession with Sarah Palin via contemptible jokes. Palin, after serving her nation and ticket with astonishing dedication for over nine weeks, has returned to the governor's chair of Alaska, where she continues to make decisions that impact people's lives and futures for the better.
Meanwhile, Letterman sits in his studio, a sour, whiny gasbag, long past whatever prime he once enjoyed...and gossips with botox-addicts for a living.
A mealy-mouthed neurotic like Letterman perfectly exemplifies the empty, soulless Left in Hollywood (and elsewhere). Liberals fear and despise Palin because the reptilian parts of their addled brains recognize a fullness in her character that is utterly missing from their own lives. Liberals can't stand to be reminded that they are--by choice--hollow shells of human detritus. They can't abide it when confronted with the bracing reality that getting regular massage-work does not make them "meaningful" persons.
For Letterman and liberals in general, illusion and artifice are the only things that feed the soul, which is exactly why they are ever-hungry and unfulfilled! When they sense the spark of conviction and virtue in Palin's life, it only reminds them of their own harrowing deficiencies.
Thus, these dippy fools channel their usual self-loathing into hatred toward Palin, which is really a hatred for what she represents, i.e. ALL of us who are genuinely conservative, all of us who appreciate virtue, even if we fail to measure-up a great deal of the time. There's no question about it: Palin is to the Left what sunlight is to a vampire.
Alas, if only her effect on liberals actually resulted in little piles of dust.
Meanwhile, Letterman sits in his studio, a sour, whiny gasbag, long past whatever prime he once enjoyed...and gossips with botox-addicts for a living.
A mealy-mouthed neurotic like Letterman perfectly exemplifies the empty, soulless Left in Hollywood (and elsewhere). Liberals fear and despise Palin because the reptilian parts of their addled brains recognize a fullness in her character that is utterly missing from their own lives. Liberals can't stand to be reminded that they are--by choice--hollow shells of human detritus. They can't abide it when confronted with the bracing reality that getting regular massage-work does not make them "meaningful" persons.
For Letterman and liberals in general, illusion and artifice are the only things that feed the soul, which is exactly why they are ever-hungry and unfulfilled! When they sense the spark of conviction and virtue in Palin's life, it only reminds them of their own harrowing deficiencies.
Thus, these dippy fools channel their usual self-loathing into hatred toward Palin, which is really a hatred for what she represents, i.e. ALL of us who are genuinely conservative, all of us who appreciate virtue, even if we fail to measure-up a great deal of the time. There's no question about it: Palin is to the Left what sunlight is to a vampire.
Alas, if only her effect on liberals actually resulted in little piles of dust.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
REACTION TO GOVERNOR PALIN'S INTERVIEW WITH GRETA VAN SUSTEREN (FOX)
After watching this evening's interview with Fox News pundit Greta van Susteren (Palin's first post-election interview) Governor Palin remains, to my mind, the clear leader of the Republican Party at this juncture. She is also crucial to the recalibration of the GOP’s future as a genuinely conservative entity.
If the Republican Party fractures and comes to be fully controlled by a herd of anemic, martini-swilling donkeys in elephant-suits, we shall witness the marginalization of "Heartlands" all across the nation, the deprecation of Heartland people, and the dismissal of the contributing Christian voice in America–--which will be held-up to unending ridicule and disrespect.
What happened to Palin during this bizarre campaign is a microcosm, a bellwether, of what will happen to the entire body of true American conservativism, if Obama, Pelosi, and Reid accomplish half of the havoc they intend to wreak. Do you want to know the reason why Palin has been so vilified by sterile, foetus-eating old wart-charmers like Gloria Steinem? Do you want to know why she has been the object of limp-wristed slurs cast by anonymous members of her own Republican advisory team? I'll tell you.
Governor Palin, because of who she is, what she has done, and how she governs, is a symbol, if not an avatar, of true conservativism being able to successfully move forward in this new millennium, and the Left (in its urban elitist pathology) is terrified by this reality. So are the watered-down country-club moderates currently masquerading as "Republicans."
Palin's performance in this evening's Fox interview was all the more effective because it was not a "performance." It was an actual interview. Without question, I continue to be astonished at how directly authoritative Palin can be--comfortable in her own skin...when the degenerated media is not deliberately portraying her in the worst possible light, via the probings of pompous jackasses (Gibson) and lockjawed newspixies (Couric) who adhere to the little-known (but widely practiced!) "selective ethics" code of contemporary journalism. Greta van Susteren did not shy away from asking Palin about the controversies, even repeatedly so. She was fair; no more, no less.
For her part, Governor Palin smashed all of these irrelevant, foul "how-dare-they-make-her-dress-like-she's running-for-national-office!" rumors and exposed them for the liberal gossip-stench they truly are. The absolute fear and hysterical loathing directed toward this great American woman is all I need to see, in order to know that she is feared deeply by those who would seek to turn our great nation into a soulless, socialist disaster-zone. You can bet your life that abortion is the litmus-test for women who have excoriated and who continue to excoriate Governor Palin. As the Governor said, that is a shame–-for it indicates not only a toxic narrowness of vision on the part of so many women in this nation, but it reveals an almost ghoulish attachment to the disordered thinking that surrounds the entire abortion-philosophy.
And what of the desperate, almost constipated media-lie that Palin is an unschooled rube? Please. Though she needs to prove nothing in this arena, tonight's interview reiterated that Sarah Palin is quite effective when it comes to articulating her thoughts. One needs only to listen to her, during Greta’s interview, to see that she speaks with balance, clarity, obvious intelligence, and self-assured conviction. The women of this nation–-particularly the women–-who insist upon perpetrating the lie that Palin is stupid, are fools. Don't worry--a sad moment will come for these tired, bitter hags from the Left, as such moments come to all who are willfully ignorant.
The proverbial bottom line remains: Palin represents the very best of the GOP…past, present, and future: REDUCE the federal government’s intrusive aspects; LOWER taxes; MAKE all government infrastructures work for their constituents; PRESERVE Constitutional freedoms and particularly the 2nd Amendment; SUPPORT and empower our armed-forces in a hostile world; UPHOLD virtue, functional family values, and the dignity of our working women.
The bottom line is that Sarah Palin not only espouses these ideals, she exemplifies them. Conveniently, she has the record and the actual lifestyle to prove it. People that some might consider "simple" are able to verify this quite easily, while the haughty and self-absorbed literati find themselves hopelessly dyslexic. Truth jams their frequencies...when truth doesn't come spun in a pound of molar-rotting cotton candy coating. Perhaps most telling of all, the charm of Palin's natural accessibility is not an "act"–she’s something far too many people in this nation have forgotten how to recognize:
A real person.
All the whining Hollywood smoke-and-mirrors, from all the howling, fruit-bat liberals in the world will not be able to destroy this truth about Sarah Palin. May she go on to serve her country by running for President of the United States of America in 2012. I will proudly vote for her and everything she represents.
If the Republican Party fractures and comes to be fully controlled by a herd of anemic, martini-swilling donkeys in elephant-suits, we shall witness the marginalization of "Heartlands" all across the nation, the deprecation of Heartland people, and the dismissal of the contributing Christian voice in America–--which will be held-up to unending ridicule and disrespect.
What happened to Palin during this bizarre campaign is a microcosm, a bellwether, of what will happen to the entire body of true American conservativism, if Obama, Pelosi, and Reid accomplish half of the havoc they intend to wreak. Do you want to know the reason why Palin has been so vilified by sterile, foetus-eating old wart-charmers like Gloria Steinem? Do you want to know why she has been the object of limp-wristed slurs cast by anonymous members of her own Republican advisory team? I'll tell you.
Governor Palin, because of who she is, what she has done, and how she governs, is a symbol, if not an avatar, of true conservativism being able to successfully move forward in this new millennium, and the Left (in its urban elitist pathology) is terrified by this reality. So are the watered-down country-club moderates currently masquerading as "Republicans."
Palin's performance in this evening's Fox interview was all the more effective because it was not a "performance." It was an actual interview. Without question, I continue to be astonished at how directly authoritative Palin can be--comfortable in her own skin...when the degenerated media is not deliberately portraying her in the worst possible light, via the probings of pompous jackasses (Gibson) and lockjawed newspixies (Couric) who adhere to the little-known (but widely practiced!) "selective ethics" code of contemporary journalism. Greta van Susteren did not shy away from asking Palin about the controversies, even repeatedly so. She was fair; no more, no less.
For her part, Governor Palin smashed all of these irrelevant, foul "how-dare-they-make-her-dress-like-she's running-for-national-office!" rumors and exposed them for the liberal gossip-stench they truly are. The absolute fear and hysterical loathing directed toward this great American woman is all I need to see, in order to know that she is feared deeply by those who would seek to turn our great nation into a soulless, socialist disaster-zone. You can bet your life that abortion is the litmus-test for women who have excoriated and who continue to excoriate Governor Palin. As the Governor said, that is a shame–-for it indicates not only a toxic narrowness of vision on the part of so many women in this nation, but it reveals an almost ghoulish attachment to the disordered thinking that surrounds the entire abortion-philosophy.
And what of the desperate, almost constipated media-lie that Palin is an unschooled rube? Please. Though she needs to prove nothing in this arena, tonight's interview reiterated that Sarah Palin is quite effective when it comes to articulating her thoughts. One needs only to listen to her, during Greta’s interview, to see that she speaks with balance, clarity, obvious intelligence, and self-assured conviction. The women of this nation–-particularly the women–-who insist upon perpetrating the lie that Palin is stupid, are fools. Don't worry--a sad moment will come for these tired, bitter hags from the Left, as such moments come to all who are willfully ignorant.
The proverbial bottom line remains: Palin represents the very best of the GOP…past, present, and future: REDUCE the federal government’s intrusive aspects; LOWER taxes; MAKE all government infrastructures work for their constituents; PRESERVE Constitutional freedoms and particularly the 2nd Amendment; SUPPORT and empower our armed-forces in a hostile world; UPHOLD virtue, functional family values, and the dignity of our working women.
The bottom line is that Sarah Palin not only espouses these ideals, she exemplifies them. Conveniently, she has the record and the actual lifestyle to prove it. People that some might consider "simple" are able to verify this quite easily, while the haughty and self-absorbed literati find themselves hopelessly dyslexic. Truth jams their frequencies...when truth doesn't come spun in a pound of molar-rotting cotton candy coating. Perhaps most telling of all, the charm of Palin's natural accessibility is not an "act"–she’s something far too many people in this nation have forgotten how to recognize:
A real person.
All the whining Hollywood smoke-and-mirrors, from all the howling, fruit-bat liberals in the world will not be able to destroy this truth about Sarah Palin. May she go on to serve her country by running for President of the United States of America in 2012. I will proudly vote for her and everything she represents.
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