MUMMIFIED, TOOTHLESS LETTERMAN EXEMPLIFIES SHALLOW, LIBERAL CONTEMPT FOR DECENCY

Has-been late-night grumbler and insecure liberal "comedian" David Letterman continues to reveal his strange obsession with Sarah Palin via contemptible jokes. Palin, after serving her nation and ticket with astonishing dedication for over nine weeks, has returned to the governor's chair of Alaska, where she continues to make decisions that impact people's lives and futures for the better.

Meanwhile, Letterman sits in his studio, a sour, whiny gasbag, long past whatever prime he once enjoyed...and gossips with botox-addicts for a living.

A mealy-mouthed neurotic like Letterman perfectly exemplifies the empty, soulless Left in Hollywood (and elsewhere). Liberals fear and despise Palin because the reptilian parts of their addled brains recognize a fullness in her character that is utterly missing from their own lives. Liberals can't stand to be reminded that they are--by choice--hollow shells of human detritus. They can't abide it when confronted with the bracing reality that getting regular massage-work does not make them "meaningful" persons.

For Letterman and liberals in general, illusion and artifice are the only things that feed the soul, which is exactly why they are ever-hungry and unfulfilled! When they sense the spark of conviction and virtue in Palin's life, it only reminds them of their own harrowing deficiencies.

Thus, these dippy fools channel their usual self-loathing into hatred toward Palin, which is really a hatred for what she represents, i.e. ALL of us who are genuinely conservative, all of us who appreciate virtue, even if we fail to measure-up a great deal of the time. There's no question about it: Palin is to the Left what sunlight is to a vampire.

Alas, if only her effect on liberals actually resulted in little piles of dust.